You Can Choose To Smoke Wisely Or You Can Die Early

Occasional smoker or not… You are still a smoker! But your chance of dieing early like heavy smokers like my late dad is slim. When people ask me if I do smoke I told them occasionally. So now who is lieing to who? I got a full permission from my father who always sent me…read more

The Good and The Bad Envy, Another Meaning of Jacob and Esau’s Story  

Envy is not a diabolical habit in it total nature  until it’s tailored negatively.  But there is a problem, we grew up looking at envy negatively to the extent that when we envy we try to justify it because we are scared of what the society might say about us.  We are so concerned about…read more

What Does The Rich And The Poor Have In Common

What is known about the kings of the Malian Empire is taken from the writings of Arab scholars, including Al-Umari, Abu-sa’id Uthman ad-Dukkali, Ibn Khaldun, and Ibn Battuta. According to Ibn-Khaldun’s comprehensive history of the Malian kings, Mansa Musa’s grandfather was Abu-Bakr Keita (the Arabic equivalent to Bakari or Bogari, original name unknown − not thesahabiyy Abu Bakr), a brother of Sundiata…read more

Poor Men Can’t Sell Anything, So They Die Poor

My father was a very shy man. He remained in his low paying job for more than Forty years until he died Pathetically poor in December 2016. I remember it was me and Ngozi my eldest sister that did the job hunting for for him. We created his CV and I paid the job agency…read more

Only Prisoners Begs For Freedom

Prisons has legal codes,  ​The best known of these early legal codes is the Code of Hammurabi, written in Babylon around 1750 BC. The penalties for violations of the laws in Hammurabi’s Code were almost exclusively centered on the concept of lex talionis (“the law of retaliation”), whereby people were punished as a form of…read more

The Universe has given the employment industry a deadline: how seriously affected are you

I just created a facebook page–Chrisee Beauty for Christiana. She wants to start a small beauty business. I did the same for Uju about 5 years ago. Ukulele has been abducted loyal employee until that day we discoursed about running her own business so that she can experience the scarce freedom she has always dreamt…read more

I have changed my posting schedule

Hello, good morning, considering the work i have at hands now and the importance and urgency of a lot of my projects i have decided to change my posting schedule. As you know today is Monday and you are supposed to get a new Lamocle. but i’m sorry to say that there will be no…read more

When confused people are complaining you are advancing 

When Anita broke the good news to me I felt worthless for more than one month. I felt like there is poo all over me. So everywhere I go people must notice this poo and they will surely laugh. On the other hand, Anita was catching great fun with Gaddafi and probably Dakida his brother….read more

Why I start to worship my boss 

​“I remember it like it was yesterday. It was Good Friday, 1989, at 3:30 in the afternoon. It was 37 degrees outside. I stood outside the Colosseum Mall, a mall in Jamaica, Queens. It’s pretty popular. Just shivering with a bag of hats. I sold $800 worth of hats in an hour,” Daymond John tells…read more

Im on Holiday

Hey, I’m on Holiday. I’m going to be absent from this site, partially though, because i might be updating some section of this site during my holiday. but there wont be any Lamocle published on this site from tomorrow until the first Monday of January 2017. See you next year in greater height. thank you…read more

Ruth becareful, because you just entered school

Below was a whatsapp message I sent to ruth last Tuesday, the 25 if august 2015, around 9:13 pm. I have been crushing on her before she entered school. Now that she is gone to school so many thoughts come across my mind on several occasions. These thoughts got me scared like hell! But regardless,…read more

My brain is block! Get out!

“When I’m engaged and doing something and someone is talking to me at the same time my brain will spark! I will have to shout! so that I can be left alone” confessed jewel, I laughed and gave it a second thought. I imagined how many times I have made such a mistake -talking to…read more

Guys Who Don’t Know This Will Die Young

“Me too, I’m running a business with poka,” “he is a producer I’m a photographer” We call our business name pokarayo” because his name is poka and my name is ayo” I replied, wow! That’s nice!” trying to figure out which of her many words is true and which one is false. I learned that…read more

“Heaven is meant for the girls”

“Ifeanyi where did you go to” asked Maureen, I replied, “I went to heaven” Then she returned my statement with a soft cracked voice of hers, saying “heaven is meant for the girls…” How come? I silently asked myself, wasn’t it eve that convinced Adam to eat that forbidden fruit? wasn’t it delilah that cut…read more

Who do you want to restore from the ultimate recycle bin

If humans has access to Gods recycle bin, aren’t there so many things that we would love to restore? P diddy will restore biggie smalls, Afeni Shakur will restore Tupac, Lakotai will restore Irene Williams. Nigeria will restore Fela, and no politician will play on our intelligence any longer, at least, once more, we are…read more

Happiness told me her story of how to be the best waitress in lagos

How come you continue to give these other waitresses rundown or Florence victory? I questioned happiness jokingly. She responded immediately, saying, see let me tell you some thing it’s how you attend to the customers that matters Then she relate a story with me “One day I got to this customer’s table, I asked him…read more

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