You Can Choose To Smoke Wisely Or You Can Die Early

Occasional smoker or not… You are still a smoker! But your chance of dieing early like heavy smokers like my late dad is slim. When people ask me if I do smoke I told them occasionally. So now who is lieing to who? I got a full permission from my father who always sent me…read more

The Good and The Bad Envy, Another Meaning of Jacob and Esau’s Story  

Envy is not a diabolical habit in it total nature  until it’s tailored negatively.  But there is a problem, we grew up looking at envy negatively to the extent that when we envy we try to justify it because we are scared of what the society might say about us.  We are so concerned about…read more

What Does The Rich And The Poor Have In Common

What is known about the kings of the Malian Empire is taken from the writings of Arab scholars, including Al-Umari, Abu-sa’id Uthman ad-Dukkali, Ibn Khaldun, and Ibn Battuta. According to Ibn-Khaldun’s comprehensive history of the Malian kings, Mansa Musa’s grandfather was Abu-Bakr Keita (the Arabic equivalent to Bakari or Bogari, original name unknown − not thesahabiyy Abu Bakr), a brother of Sundiata…read more

Poor Men Can’t Sell Anything, So They Die Poor

My father was a very shy man. He remained in his low paying job for more than Forty years until he died Pathetically poor in December 2016. I remember it was me and Ngozi my eldest sister that did the job hunting for for him. We created his CV and I paid the job agency…read more

Only Prisoners Begs For Freedom

Prisons has legal codes,  ​The best known of these early legal codes is the Code of Hammurabi, written in Babylon around 1750 BC. The penalties for violations of the laws in Hammurabi’s Code were almost exclusively centered on the concept of lex talionis (“the law of retaliation”), whereby people were punished as a form of…read more

The Universe has given the employment industry a deadline: how seriously affected are you

I just created a facebook page–Chrisee Beauty for Christiana. She wants to start a small beauty business. I did the same for Uju about 5 years ago. Ukulele has been abducted loyal employee until that day we discoursed about running her own business so that she can experience the scarce freedom she has always dreamt…read more

I have changed my posting schedule

Hello, good morning, considering the work i have at hands now and the importance and urgency of a lot of my projects i have decided to change my posting schedule. As you know today is Monday and you are supposed to get a new Lamocle. but i’m sorry to say that there will be no…read more

When confused people are complaining you are advancing 

When Anita broke the good news to me I felt worthless for more than one month. I felt like there is poo all over me. So everywhere I go people must notice this poo and they will surely laugh. On the other hand, Anita was catching great fun with Gaddafi and probably Dakida his brother….read more

Why I start to worship my boss 

​“I remember it like it was yesterday. It was Good Friday, 1989, at 3:30 in the afternoon. It was 37 degrees outside. I stood outside the Colosseum Mall, a mall in Jamaica, Queens. It’s pretty popular. Just shivering with a bag of hats. I sold $800 worth of hats in an hour,” Daymond John tells…read more

Im on Holiday

Hey, I’m on Holiday. I’m going to be absent from this site, partially though, because i might be updating some section of this site during my holiday. but there wont be any Lamocle published on this site from tomorrow until the first Monday of January 2017. See you next year in greater height. thank you…read more

Stop planning for the future! Especially If you eat at KFC

Colonel Sanders was planning for the future for the past 60 years. when he realized that he was wasting his time due to unreasonable procrastination all in the name of planning for the future he founded KFC. and became a billionaire by 88. He was very old when he became a billionaire, he has wasted…read more

99 Nigerian Motivational Speakers Ready To Make You A Success

If you fail you will be jailed! These 99 Nigerian Motivational Speakers wont even bail you if you got jailed. So don’t think that you can just wake up one morning and decide to do nothing with your life! do you know how the millions of cell in you body were created? es file explorer…read more

5 Nigerian Motivational Rappers That Will Put You To Tears

Yes! These are the 5 reputable Nigerian Motivational Rappers you should start following because they can also put you to tears, instead of wasting your time following me. You love rap music, you love hip hop. But at the same time you hate noise! No one does. But as it seems 1999 is gone, because…read more

Auto Motivation: Eliminate Negative Feelings in Seconds

Auto Motivation is a work in progress. But by the time the world accept to embrace its importance no one will need to run to Tony Robin or James Altucher  or any Motivational speaker for motivation. My eldest sister used to work in one hotel in Badore area of Ajah Lagos. The salary was tiny,…read more

20 Ideas for a STRONGER NAIRA

[two_third]Obviously I’m not qualified to advocate for a stronger Naira. I swear to God i don’t know anything about Economy or liquidation or cash reserve ratio for banks or blah blah blah! But one thing i know is that, since the time i was born i have been spending Naira. now I’m a grown up…read more

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