You Can Choose To Smoke Wisely Or You Can Die Early

Occasional smoker or not… You are still a smoker! But your chance of dieing early like heavy smokers like my late dad is slim. When people ask me if I do smoke I told them occasionally. So now who is lieing to who? I got a full permission from my father who always sent me…read more

The Good and The Bad Envy, Another Meaning of Jacob and Esau’s Story  

Envy is not a diabolical habit in it total nature  until it’s tailored negatively.  But there is a problem, we grew up looking at envy negatively to the extent that when we envy we try to justify it because we are scared of what the society might say about us.  We are so concerned about…read more

What Does The Rich And The Poor Have In Common

What is known about the kings of the Malian Empire is taken from the writings of Arab scholars, including Al-Umari, Abu-sa’id Uthman ad-Dukkali, Ibn Khaldun, and Ibn Battuta. According to Ibn-Khaldun’s comprehensive history of the Malian kings, Mansa Musa’s grandfather was Abu-Bakr Keita (the Arabic equivalent to Bakari or Bogari, original name unknown − not thesahabiyy Abu Bakr), a brother of Sundiata…read more

Poor Men Can’t Sell Anything, So They Die Poor

My father was a very shy man. He remained in his low paying job for more than Forty years until he died Pathetically poor in December 2016. I remember it was me and Ngozi my eldest sister that did the job hunting for for him. We created his CV and I paid the job agency…read more

Only Prisoners Begs For Freedom

Prisons has legal codes,  ​The best known of these early legal codes is the Code of Hammurabi, written in Babylon around 1750 BC. The penalties for violations of the laws in Hammurabi’s Code were almost exclusively centered on the concept of lex talionis (“the law of retaliation”), whereby people were punished as a form of…read more

The Universe has given the employment industry a deadline: how seriously affected are you

I just created a facebook page–Chrisee Beauty for Christiana. She wants to start a small beauty business. I did the same for Uju about 5 years ago. Ukulele has been abducted loyal employee until that day we discoursed about running her own business so that she can experience the scarce freedom she has always dreamt…read more

I have changed my posting schedule

Hello, good morning, considering the work i have at hands now and the importance and urgency of a lot of my projects i have decided to change my posting schedule. As you know today is Monday and you are supposed to get a new Lamocle. but i’m sorry to say that there will be no…read more

When confused people are complaining you are advancing 

When Anita broke the good news to me I felt worthless for more than one month. I felt like there is poo all over me. So everywhere I go people must notice this poo and they will surely laugh. On the other hand, Anita was catching great fun with Gaddafi and probably Dakida his brother….read more

Why I start to worship my boss 

​“I remember it like it was yesterday. It was Good Friday, 1989, at 3:30 in the afternoon. It was 37 degrees outside. I stood outside the Colosseum Mall, a mall in Jamaica, Queens. It’s pretty popular. Just shivering with a bag of hats. I sold $800 worth of hats in an hour,” Daymond John tells…read more

Im on Holiday

Hey, I’m on Holiday. I’m going to be absent from this site, partially though, because i might be updating some section of this site during my holiday. but there wont be any Lamocle published on this site from tomorrow until the first Monday of January 2017. See you next year in greater height. thank you…read more

BREAKING NEWS! Twitter is trying to steal your ATM Card info

I’m owin Facebook 32 dollars… That’s not the first time, its the second time I have prove to Facebook that I’m a typical Igbo man! But its all business. [media-credit id=1 align=”alignnone” width=”492″][/media-credit] facebook-amount-you-oweLakotai Williamchi | Lakotai Williamchi Facebook has been brilliant enough to convince me that their platform is good enough for me to…read more

5 Businesses You Can Start Without Paying Rent At All

Nigeria is in recession today because everyone right from the head to the tail was giving excuses. The government said “change begins with me” The people said “the government should initiate the change that they promised first” Brilliants minds in the country has contaminated their brains and guts with unnecessary excuses. No light, no road,…read more

WordPress Developers vs Egyptian Magicians

The ancient Egyptian magicians were ignorant fools. and now a days our new generation wordpress developers are foolishly emulating them!  The ancient Egyptian magicians blindly fought with God. They knew that Moses was not alone but they still chose to challenge him. The result of their stubbornness is the death of their best soldiers in…read more

Beyonce Dance Captain Ashley and The Link

Who is she? your first question, but you clicked on this link because of the first word that says “Beyonce” that is excatly why we are here. we are not here to talk about how she got her marriage proposal 19 hours ago on Beyonce’s own stage by her long time boyfriend, Silver. Ashley joined…read more

20 Profitable Ideas For Linda Ikeji and Her Unprofitable Blog

On several occasion’s I have been involve in arguments and discussions concerning the famous blogger; Linda Ikeji. Mostly in these discussions i stress the fact that Linda Ikeji is loosing out a lot in the blogging world, not only the blogging but other words relating to the blogging world, like the publishing and the media…read more

I Saw A Sex Worker in House on The Rock…so what else?

House on the rock? yes i meant it? First I think I committed a sin that Moses tagged Fornication. How come? I was only trying to go through what she was putting on so that i can adequately describe her on this post. She was carrying a wine hair and was putting on a very…read more

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